The Dark Phoenix

Men often take for granted their little muscular “thing” down there that makes them be defined as “male”. All kinds of names are given to that “thing”. Words such as dick, awang, lan jiao, kote and other words are commonly used to refer to it in the Malaysian discourse. However, what would happen if you were born without one?

While the 10-month-old’s birth certificate clearly indicates his sex as male, a poser hangs over the child’s future. Muhammad Nabil Mustaqim Rodzake does not have a penis. When born without the male genital organ on Aug 10, last year, he was subjected to a DNA test, only to be confirmed he possessed more male characteristics. Thus, he was registered a male in the BC at the Tuanku Fauziah Hospital, Kangar. (Source)

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “Wow….that’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters:

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day…you could REALLY learn something from this one.”

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.”

Considering the current swine flu outbreak that is happening around the world, I am sure what Winnie The Pooh expressed here is exactly what we are thinking at the back of our minds.

You have to admit that this is pretty humourous when you look at it in a glance:

The Ipoh City Council has now taken its turn to fuss over Perak’s democracy plaque, claiming that the structure was an obstruction in a public area.

The council pinned a notice on the “Democracy Tree” late yesterday evening, informing the “owner” of the plaque to remove the monument within 24 hours before it gets destroyed.

Pakatan Rakyat has chosen to laugh at the council’s method of serving the notice to the tree instead of to an individual however, and said that it would ignore the notice.

“None of us, not one person from any PR party, received the notice.

“The notice was addressed to the owner of the plaque and yet the council served it to the tree, as if the tree owns the plaque.

“In that case, I guess they expect the tree to take heed of their notice and destroy the plaque,” joked Perak DAP secretary Nga Kor Ming to reporters at a press conference today.

Well, I guess the tree could say to the Ipoh council, “BITE ME!”

There was a little boy, who woke up three nights in a row when he heard thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom, you are bouncing up and down on him.”

His mother was taken by surprise but replies, “Oh, well I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”

And the boy says, “Well, that won’t work!”

His mom says, “Why?”

And the boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day, and blows him back up…”