Feb
20
Parents losing weight
Posted in Funny

There was a little boy, who woke up three nights in a row when he heard thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom, you are bouncing up and down on him.”
His mother was taken by surprise but replies, “Oh, well I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”
And the boy says, “Well, that won’t work!”
His mom says, “Why?”
And the boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day, and blows him back up…”
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